Greetings ladies, gentlemen, and fellow universal travelers! Bob Bones here, coming to you from beautiful Orlando, Florida, USA, Planet Earth. In fact, I’m right in the middle of the action, down here on I-Drive. There are a ton of entertainment options here, and just like any dimensional-traveling skeleton, I have my favorites. Perhaps I should start by telling you a bit about myself. My primary residence has been here on Earth for a few thousand years now, but I originally came from a planet you know as GJ 504b. We, natives, call it Pagentum. It’s part of the Devica system, about 57 light-years from where I’m sitting right now. I guess you could say I’ve been around. I really like Earth, especially Florida. The heat reminds me of my home planet, and the alligators remind me of my mother-in-law.
I’m retired now, so I have plenty of time on my hands to explore new hobbies. My favorite by far is playing escape games. We have a few back home, but the stakes are much higher. You earthlings are lucky – you have the best escape room in the universe on your very own planet – The Escape Effect. From incredible design to challenging puzzles to expert staff, this place really does it right. They even have the first and only 90-minute game in Orlando! It’s called At Odds With the Gods. I was skeptical at first, but even an expert escape artist like myself needed all ninety of those minutes to figure it out. I escaped, of course, thanks to the game hosts giving me a few extra minutes in the game. No way was I going to let Zeus get the best of me like he did last time we met. That’s right – it wasn’t my first time going up against those tricky Greek deities. But I’ll save that story for later.
Goodbye for now, friends!